A downloadable game for Windows and macOS

Welcome aboard, mateys! As the helmsman of an infamous pirate crew, you have sailed the seven seas and plundered countless treasures. But today, your ship is in peril as it is under attack by the straight-edge army. Your crew may be fearless and ruthless, but they are also notoriously fond of their rum. As a result, your officer is giving you slurred and confusing commands. Can you navigate through this drunken chaos and emerge victorious?

Captain Says: FIRE! is a thrilling action game that will test your skills as a pirate helmsman. You must steer your ship through treacherous waters, avoiding obstacles and enemy fire, while also firing your cannons at the straight-edge army. Use your arrow keys or WASD to move your ship and spacebar to shoot your cannons. But beware, your drunk officer will give you commands that may not make sense, so you must act quickly and use your best judgement to interpret their orders.

With each level, the difficulty increases as you face more challenging obstacles and enemies. You will need to be quick on your feet and have lightning-fast reflexes to keep your ship afloat and your crew alive. The fate of your pirate crew and your treasures rests on your shoulders, so keep your wits about you and always be ready for action.

But it's not all about the action. Captain Says: FIRE! also features stunning graphics and immersive sound effects that will transport you to the high seas. With every cannon blast and wave crash, you will feel like you are right in the middle of a thrilling pirate adventure.

So grab your rum and get ready for the ride of your life. Captain Says: FIRE! is a game that will keep you entertained for hours on end, with its exciting gameplay, challenging levels, and immersive graphics and sound effects. Are you ready to show the straight-edge army who's boss? Get onboard and let's set sail!


Mauro Rilla - Programming, 2D art - https://misterm.itch.io

Vilius Drumsta - Programming - https://worm00111.itch.io/

Raffaele Signori - Art 3D - https://www.artstation.com/raffaelesignori

Vanessa Orrù - Art 3D

Emanuele Ferrari - Sound/Music/Programming


Captain Says FIRE - Windows 38 MB
Captain Says FIRE - Mac 38 MB

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